This month’s caption competition featured someone who is no stranger to the headlines – Lord Mandelson, pictured here earlier this year.
We decided to crown HR manager John Gillic as the winner this time, and he has chosen a bottle of Chilean red (Vina Carmen Pinot Noir) as his prize. John’s winning caption was:
"If I can just swallow this last receipt I’ll be safe from The Telegraph’s prying eyes"
Sorry if you didn’t win this time – check back in July for the next competition!
Photo credit: Rex Features
16 Responses
Caption Competition
Part way through my dental treatment and they decide to actually look at my expenses. How will I afford the dentures now?
Comeback King
The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council calculates desk dimensions for the nameplate.
Lord Mandelson caption
– Peter’s impression of the old deputy prime minister was key to securing his new role
Caption Compeition
His noble Lordship immediately regretted his sharp intake of breath
or
If i can just swallow this last receipt I’ll be safe from the Telgraph’s prying eyes
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It ain’t what you do, its the way that you chew it
Caption Competition
Peter glanced down and wondered if he had time to retrieve his dentures before Gordon Brown offered him yet another department
Caption Competition
Gotta hide that lippy from the Press!
First Secretary
In the new job I will have teeth
Mandy caption>”
“well, if the younger generation think i’m an old fart i might as well live up to it….<
Mandys’ Inner Skunk!
Mandy is having trouble managing his inner skunk!
Caption Competition
Bond hardly flinched, but that deadly tarantula was inching its way up his lapel
Caption competition
Continuing the Laurel & Hardy theme, “hmm, that’s another fine mess, Gordon”
Entry
Peter finds out that he is the secret son of Stan Laurel.
Entry
Things that make you go ummm
Caption Competition
Peter Mandelson was developing a strange craving for green custard
Entry
Turn the handle son!
Entry
Bugger – forgot false teeth.